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Half man, half monkey. Roaming the world looking for chocolate


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Conversation with recsat this morning:

Jonee: Spurs have sacked Ramos, Poyet and Comolli and brought in Harry Redknapp as manager!
Em: Really?
Jonee: Really! Unbelievable. Bring back Martin Jol I say!
Em: Martin Martin Jol, Martin Martin Jol, he's got no hair but we don't care, Martin Martin Jol!
Jonee: He'd better not bring Tony Adams with him
Em: PS - did you remember to put your clocks back? And didn't Harry end up with half our players anyway? ;-)
Jonee: Yes, remembered about the clocks thanks, not that it made much difference to Oliver!
Em: Hehe. Was surpised anyone else was up at this hour so though I'd check
Jonee: I was surprised you were too!
Em: Hehe. Horses and babies eh. They ruin a good lie in!
Jonee: At least you can sell your horse ;-)
Em: Grins. Or we can train Oliver to muck out. Much better plan since he wants to be up early anyway!
Jonee: I like your thinking
Em: Now if we can teach the horses to change nappies we're really sorted!

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12:21 There's something you don't see every day: "Stephen Fry (stephenfry) is now following your updates on Twitter."

17:48 @philbray at least 2 I'd say

17:49 @BocNlogax chocolate group, crisp group, milkshake group, gourmet burger group, takeaway group.

17:51 Baby food is *really* tasty

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16:50 @roseberrysdream and @BocNlogax Love Stephen Fry's update from earlier today: "w00t! Grillaz like totally PWN the jungle, innit." Class.

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11:12 Invented a new chocolate - it's a cross between a Flake and a Twirl and I call it a Furl. Basically I just cram both into my mouth together.

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12:16 @roseberrysdream and @lyverbyrd ah yes I've been beta-testing that for the last month. For the record I don't like it very much.

19:47 Shamelessly addicted to In The Night Garden. And Bear In The Big Blue House - but thanks to @BocNlogax I've been addicted to that since 1998

22:13 I seem to be accumulating a remarkable amount of belly button fluff.

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15:56 @roseberrysdream Pie and chips. With gravy. Jonee loves gravy. And chips. And pie. Also crisps.

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14:54 @roseberrysdream The new Facebook layout is shite. Plus the only good bit about Facebook is the statusupdates so you may as well use Twitter

14:56 @Whitson Now come on, we all know you weren't two at all. This was last week, wasn't it?

21:50 My Mum has got us a £120 highchair for £5 and a £260 pushchair 'system' for £50. Mums are fab. As are maltesers.

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19:54 Man, baby clothes are confusing. I always end up with leftover poppers.

21:04 Just joined lastfm(username:joneew). My taste is so bad the site doesn't even have any similar music suggestions for me. Musical FAIL!

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09:39 You remember that gloop they had to eat in the Matrix? That's what Ollie's breakfast looked like today - no wonder he didn't want to eat it

16:37 So so tired. Pls to be killing me now.

20:15 Reading "The Fabulous Mum's Handbook." What?

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